an experiment

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- George Carlin

there's not much people won't do to each other, we're just mean. at least, that's been what i've been working toward lately.

it's not a new realization that chicks always go for jerks and losers, call it denial, but i've never considered myself either. since the only two ways to get chicks is to be charming, intelligent, funny, and interesting or be a jerk, i think i'll choose the path of least resistance.

this is a role i've been able to fall into pretty well...i can be mean to friends, co-workers and family members pretty easily, but i'm unable to change my natural suave and charisma to an abusive persona around an attractive female. i just can't help it, i'm a charming individual...then what's my freaking problem?

now, at the end of this experiment i'm no less attractive to the opposite sex and all my friends think i'm a jerk...the results are obvious...i need different friends...

present company excluded, of course.

have a nice day.