Monday, February 06, 2006
"who knows where thoughts come from, joe, they just appear...mm, hmm" -Lucas, Empire Records
some things, we'll never understand...who built stonehenge? Where is jimmy hoffa? what ever happened to pauly shore? when will be cowboys win another superbowl? why do girls go to the bathroom in herds? how do people named nigel post on thier blog six times a day? i don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
human error is the bane of my existence...if i'm not the one screwing up and making other peoples lives hell, then thier screwing up and i'm calling down the thunder of God on thier unborn children.
Cuba for example. nigel can't go, he doesn't have a job. Greg and John can't go, they work too much. Jason can't go, he's accident prone. Jake can't go, he left everything in his truck and when he does remember the chain saw, there's no gas and the chain isn't attached. Cuba, Lamasco, San Marcos...they're all victim of some cosmic scheme that cause us all to do our worst at doing our best.
but remember, one day, nigel and jason will make more money than the rest of us, john and jake will have all the women, willie will be an adrenalin junkie in twister two and stephanie will be keeping us all out of jail. and i'll be alone in my attempt to save the world from bloggers and the descendants of Fidel Castro. our only hope is that the nuclear holocost we're all looking so forward to will act as a brief, yet poignant reminder of how much we love avocadoes and how fragile that love is.
have a nice day.
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