Thursday, September 28, 2006
The coldest winter of my life was a summer in San Francisco..."-Mark Twain
it's turning cooler, and while i'm normally a major advocate of warmer weather, it's been pleasant. if global warming has done nothing but give us pleasant winters and make homeless a few polar bears...so be it, i don't know any polar bears anyway.
now some may say that global warming will be the end of us, what do they know? people have lived in warmer climates for millenia and they been doing fine. for example, africa...sure the entire continent is trying to destroy itself with civil war and genocide, but, uh...okay, south america is fine, they provide the best militants and cocaine and herion and, umm...so the middle east, yeah, terrorism is, uh...fine, india is great, except for the poverty and famine and disease and overpopulation...
okay, so apparently hot weather makes people crazy, maybe that's why hells so hot...does that mean heaven is 73 degrees?
no that's crazy, because everyone knows heaven is near Austin.
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