Monday, December 05, 2005
some people say variety is the spice of life. well i say that the ignorance of those people is the spice of life, for thier tears sustain me.
i'm reminded of Julie Horton. not a dumb girl, not a stupid woman, but she had a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease (not like jake salem, who wakes up, puts both feet in his mouth and dances around all day), she just didn't thinks before she spoke. once, she raised her hand in Mrs. Bonner's (not pronounced the way it should be) Writing class and said, "Mrs. Bonner (i just love that name), how do you spell illiterate?"
well, the irony here is obvious, and if you don't get it, then you belong in the group of people i first mentioned. the kind of people who give Mrs. Bonner a "welcome to bonnerville" sign to hang in here high school class room. not smart. the kind of people who watch "Survivor: Flagstaff, AZ" and eat cold pop-tarts while drinking mountain dew at 4:00 am. those people should be rounded up and kept in a solitary place, removed for the breeding pool of those of us who have a fighting chance. who knows...the resulted in-breeding might help them.
have a nice day.
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